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Next Survivor Series
6 married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car, 3 kids each for 6 weeks.
Each kid will play 2 sports and either take music or dance lessons.
They will also attend cubs, brownies, sea cadets, or similar.
There is no fast food.
Each man must:
Take care of his 3 children, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, and also cook, do laundry, and pay a list of pretend bills with not enough money.  In addition, each man will have a budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives and send cards out on time - no e-mailing.
Each man must take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut appointment.
He must make gingerbread men or choclate chip cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear make-up daily, adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable  yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the 6 weeks the men will have to endure severe abdominal pain, persistent lower back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, concerts and plays, and find time at least once a week to spend the afternoon in the park or similar setting with the children.
Each man will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth, and comb their hair by 7:00 AM.
A test will be given at the end of the 6 weeks and each father will be required to know all of the following information.
   Each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, teacher's name, best friend's name, and
   doctor's name.
   Each child's birth weight, time of birth, length of labor.
   Each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy,
   biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.  The last man wins only if he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over and over again for the next 18 - 25 years eventually earning the right to be called MOTHER.