Sunday, April 8, 2012

You CANNOT make these things up.

So I was sitting in LAX waiting for my flight to SLC. (I had been visiting my daughter and sister.) This thing catches my eye and I was so shocked all I could do was gawk. I wish I had been thinking about the camera in my purse. Let's see if I can describe this guy giving you the proper visual in your mind. (And no matter how freaky the picture is in your mind,...imagine it 10 times wierder.) So this guy's face, neck, and bald head was tattooed as a blue and black jigsaw puzzle. Blue pieces with black outline. His lips, his eyelids, his nose, his neck, his cheeks, his chin....one big jigsaw puzzle. Absolutely no way to tell his ethnicity. Oh yeah. His ears. They were notched on the edges all the way around like jigsaw pieces. I just hope it was as painful as I can imagine. Serves him right.
(I wonder what he is going to tell his grandkids someday.)

2 comments:

Slim said...

Oh I wish you would have asked him if you could take his picture. I wonder how that would have gone over. :)

Corinne Baird said...

Ouch!!!!!